HELLO....

I AM DR. BINGO VLADIMIR THRONGLER!!!

that is my FULL LEGAL NAME.
i am the MAN!!!!!!!!!! behind it ALL!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE COOLEST...
FROM A YOUNG AGE I HAVE BEEN
SIMPLY THE BEST AND COOLEST
PERSON ALIVE
IT IS INDISPUTABLE.

i enjoy things such as

• NEFARIOUS DEEDS
• GETTING UP TO NO GOOD
• EVIL
• VILLAINY
• BIRDWATCHING
• HURTING PEOPLE